Refs should wear a Miami jersey next game.
- Allen: Expresses small amount of emotion.
- Refs: YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL. TECHNICAL.
- KG: Taps the ball away.
- Refs: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. TECHNICAL.
- Doc: "Come on"
- Refs: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT US LIKE THAT. TECHNICAL.
- Pierce: Hits a three.
- Refs: NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SCORE. TECHNICAL.
- Pietrus: Smiles.
- Refs: NO. NOT ALOUD. TECHNICAL.
- Rondo: Breathes.
- Refs: TECH.NI.CAL.
- Bass: Sits on bench.
- Refs: NO NO THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. DOUBLE T. YOU'RE OUT OF THE GAME.
My dad just emailed me this list of puns, oh my god.
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
